I’m not pretending like I was a stud at any point in my life, let alone my prime, but I’m nearly certain that just not talking to girls is better than being this guy and/or using any of these “openers.”   Pretty sure these are all guaranteed ways to get shut down, I honestly think you’d have a better chance skulking in the corner of the bar leering at pretty girls than approaching someone and saying this shit.   If you are a girl and you get picked up by a guy that looks like this, and/or says shit like this, I want you to know: I hate you. A lot.

UPDATED: Okay I just watched the entire thing, and not sure whether or not I should feel bad since this was obviously created by a very religious person and aimed at obviously equally religious people. Can I still make fun of it? Eh, whatever, guess I’ll go with it, definitely not the worst thing I’ve done in my life, if this puts me over the edge than I had it coming sooner or later anyway.

Also the intensity of his stare during the third “opener” is a little creepy. Not the mention the big brother / little sister thing.. unless I’m wrong, ladies does a guy acting like your big brother turn you on? I hope not.