“Just saw a homeless guy taking a poop on the bridge into Southie. Ran by him as his pants were around his ankles.”
me: “Like, over the railing or what?”
“No, directly on the bridge. I was running toward him as his pants were halfway up, ass pointed at me. He was examining his handiwork. It was pretty surreal.”
me: “That is awesome. He left it there, fantastic.”
“Left it right there for someone to find. It was a first for me.”