Posts Tagged ‘scals’

Token White Guy

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Brian Scalabrine.. so white. A man once loathed by all of Celtics fans far and wide for saddling the team with his absurd contract and uninspired mediocre performances. Someone I despised enough to create a drinking game spurred by his atrocious play and my attendance of a number of forgettable games. (rules: whenever Scals enters the game, you have to immediately chug your beer, and go get another one. reason being you don’t want to see him in the game.)

But with a championship and a couple of successful seasons under the belt, due in almost no part to him, all that has changed. People love Scals. People, white people, can relate to him. A little overweight, kind of awkward and somewhat amusing. And did I mention he was white?

Anyway, show your support (and apologies) for Scal by wearing this sweet shirt: