Everyone knows that the only way to safely start a fire is drink 10 beers, break up a wooden crate, cover it in lighter fluid and citronella then light it with a torch. Well, we had a firefighter there and since he was supervising I felt like they guys had it under control.
“Speculation is that as soon as he opts out of his current contract, Stephon Marbury will sign with the Celts.
As rocky as his performance in the playoffs was, I don’t think last year’s Cassell signing was a complete loss (he did help them win in San Antonio), but this seems far more terrifying. It’s like intentionally injecting yourself with the hypodermic needle I found in the parking lot next to my car last week, just to see if being a diabetic is as tough as everyone says.”
-Andy
KJ: heres a poor decision for you:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/12/23/mass_man_melting_snow_with_blowtorch_ignites_home_1230041456/
using a blow torch on your home to melt snow
