Especially on a plane. I always wondered how certain people in college would end up doing things like pulling open a drawer, peeing in it and flushing, pee in their closet or just plain pee their bed. For certain people I know, not naming names, this is an activity that continues through this day. Anyways, my theory has always been that some people are presupposed to peeing in inopportune places, and others aren’t. I don’t want to hear anyone argue by telling me “you just haven’t drank enough” because, I think it is safe to say that isn’t the case for my friends and I who have yet to find themselves in an awkward urination situation. And somethings the people I know haven’t even been that drunk when vacating their bladder in a less than ideal scenario.

Man urinates on woman during flight
Suspect had been drinking, jailed, FBI investigating

I also enjoy that the FBI is “investigating.” Is this not a straightforward enough case? Does something need to be ‘solved’ here? Unless I’m reading this wrong it seems like a pretty cut and dry case of drunk guy pees in a place he’s not supposed to. His urination is potentially an issue of national security perhaps?

Thanks to John Sarah, who does not wet the bed (despite his drunk cross dressing tendencies), for the article.