Email to Andy in response:
“Yeah I saw that, and its fantastic. Stupid fat kid learned an important lesson that day; he sucks.”
Andy:
“You’re right. I bet it wasn’t because of the Lebron jersey. I bet it was because he’s fat. Lesson learned.

My favorite part is that he emphatically slapped his dad’s hand, leading to what I can only imagine was an uncomfortable exchange on the ride home.”
Me:
dad: “did you see that?! slapping lebron’s hand was AWESOME!”
kid: “i’m really sad that i didn’t get to slap his hand.”
dad: “you’re fat, get used to be sad a lot in life.”
Andy:
Mom: “How was the game??”
Dad: “Unbelievable!”
Son: (sobbing… gunshot)