Posts Tagged ‘NFL’

Numbers Don’t Lie

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

Thanks to Mr. Collins and Comcast Sports New England for this graphic.

The Mullet

Monday, November 30th, 2009

The source of Jared Allen’s ability: his mullet.   His quarterback sacking ability is directly proportional to the awesomeness of his mullet.  That is to say, he is nasty and I wish he was on the Patriots.  Except that stupid dance/celebration thing he does after each sack.  That’d have to go.  Mullet stays, celebration goes.


He Even Irons Better Than Other Men.

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

To quote Seinfeld; “I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.” Now I love Tom Brady as much as any straight male or female in the greater New England area.. but this is either indicative of him just kicking ass ironing, or us not having a chance at winning the Superbowl. I can’t decide which. I understand that even the best quarterbacks in the world have to have wrinkle free attire for a night out on the town or an important business meeting, and ironing your shirt certainly doesn’t make you a wuss.. but something about the way he is ironing this shirt, in this picture makes me question his ability to conquer the NFL. I know the lamb picture was probably worse, but still. C’mon.

Stadium Fail: Dallas Cowboys

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Here is a bit of fail to make your Monday morning better. (at least whatever you screwed up won’t cost someone 2 million dollars.. well, I hope not for your sake. But if it did please tell me about it.)

Apparently when they built the ridiculous new stadium in Dallas, no one bothered to ask the question: is our world’s largest HDTV going to get in the way of some basic elements of a football game?

Punt Hits World’s Largest HD Video Screen in Cowboys Stadium

Andy’s take: “They don’t have planners in Texas, they have doers. And ass kickers.”