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		<title>Happy Friday</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t work too hard this weekend.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t work too hard this weekend.<br />
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		<title>Exercise Equipment for Stupid Fat People</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Sarah for discovering the new best way to get in shape, instead of maintaining a steady, healthy diet or actually running / playing sports / going to the gym, you can get shake weights! In only six minutes a day you can get into shape! To think, I&#8217;ve been spending closer to an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Sarah for discovering the new best way to get in shape, instead of maintaining a steady, healthy diet or actually running / playing sports / going to the gym, you can get shake weights!  In only six minutes a day you can get into shape!  To think, I&#8217;ve been spending closer to an hour every day exercising, what a waste! I could be using that time to eat chocolate ice cream, and watch TV!  I&#8217;m such an idiot!  Finally I needn&#8217;t waste anymore time, thanks to Sarah pointing me in the direction of this magical device.  I already bought ten!</p>
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<p>p.s. you know a product is good when its <a href="https://shakeweight.org/" target="_blank">site</a> consists of a single page, with no real details and about 100 &#8220;buy here!&#8221; links, not to mention the actual purchasing form is on the landing (slash only) page.</p>
<p>p.p.s. as much as this site and product are totally ridiculous, I&#8217;m glad things like this exist in the world to extort money from undeserving people.  It&#8217;s like modern Darwinism, or pretty much the closest thing to it I guess.</p>
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		<title>A Day in the Life:</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of people wonder what I&#8217;ve been spending my days doing since Matchmine had its doors forcefully closed&#8230; Just kidding unfortunately, as that does look pretty sweet, most of my time has been spent interviewing at places I&#8217;m not really interested in (save for one or two) and working on my company&#8217;s website / [...]]]></description>
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Just kidding unfortunately, as that does look pretty sweet, most of my time has been spent interviewing at places I&#8217;m not really interested in (save for one or two) and working on my company&#8217;s website / trying to find a third person for our partnership to shoulder some of the development load.  And no, this is not my company&#8217;s website.</p>
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