Since I’m low on material these days I’m stealing Andy’s Facebook status update. Enjoy!

Hey kids, it’s me, from the record company. You know who totally gets your sex-crazed teenage angst? Katy Perry does. You know who’s a super hot rebel, who dates the bad boy, and doesn’t care what anyone thinks, just like you? Katy Perry, that’s who. You know who digs singing about Jesus, except when it proves unprofitable? Katy Per-wait, what was that last one?