John’s “gross lil beast” :
what the effffffff
and I know it is a “pygmy jerboa” from the title, but seriously, wtf nature?
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WTF is this thing?
Friday, May 29th, 2009John’s “Ballerific” Friday
Friday, April 10th, 2009John’s wall:
Ashleigh Hope DeSimone: it is 10:15, approximately 2 and half hours after you belligerently came into kurt’s room proclaiming that you stayed up all night and were planning on having a “ballerific” friday. how is that working out for you?
Ashleigh’s wall:
John Henry Murphy: It’s working out just fine, idiot ass. Happy Easter weekend fuck ass.
my conversation with John:
John: i only read the headline
im too dead to read smaller font
me: you should read it
hilarious
stop being a waste of life
John: read later. die now.
me: wtf did you do last night
10:14 AM John: had a few beers at home, went to davis
blacked out
dead
Getting Old
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009Thanks to John for this depressing response to an email with regards to my upcoming birthday:
“Rob,
You’re going to be gross and old in less than 2 weeks. Don’t worry
though, ill be joining you in line for our AARP cards a week later.
Re: the 17th, I may be in NY state that weekend, but its not a def. If
not, ill be there with a bag of werther’s originals for you. You’re
old, so you like those, right?”
–Later Email–
“….Rob, for your birthday, I’m getting you a Rascal, you old dirty bastard.”
