http://aspextrme.com Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:08:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://aspextrme.com/2009/11/30/the-mullet/ http://aspextrme.com/2009/11/30/the-mullet/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:55:19 +0000 Rob http://aspextrme.com/?p=998 The source of Jared Allen’s ability: his mullet.   His quarterback sacking ability is directly proportional to the awesomeness of his mullet.  That is to say, he is nasty and I wish he was on the Patriots.  Except that stupid dance/celebration thing he does after each sack.  That’d have to go.  Mullet stays, celebration goes.

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