Or actually just like so many other girls.. ugh. I don’t have anything more to add this really, just head over to stoolala to read Jenna’s take, because I can’t say it any better.
Posts Tagged ‘hatred’
Worst Girl Ever?
Thursday, February 3rd, 2011How to be the Worst
Thursday, December 9th, 2010I’m not pretending like I was a stud at any point in my life, let alone my prime, but I’m nearly certain that just not talking to girls is better than being this guy and/or using any of these “openers.” Pretty sure these are all guaranteed ways to get shut down, I honestly think you’d have a better chance skulking in the corner of the bar leering at pretty girls than approaching someone and saying this shit. If you are a girl and you get picked up by a guy that looks like this, and/or says shit like this, I want you to know: I hate you. A lot.
UPDATED: Okay I just watched the entire thing, and not sure whether or not I should feel bad since this was obviously created by a very religious person and aimed at obviously equally religious people. Can I still make fun of it? Eh, whatever, guess I’ll go with it, definitely not the worst thing I’ve done in my life, if this puts me over the edge than I had it coming sooner or later anyway.
Also the intensity of his stare during the third “opener” is a little creepy. Not the mention the big brother / little sister thing.. unless I’m wrong, ladies does a guy acting like your big brother turn you on? I hope not.
Cat Care
Sunday, November 29th, 2009A very helpful article for any cat owners out there, brought to you by Katie.
“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to becoming a mature adult cat.”
“Shelter cats from bad backgrounds are prone to self-destructive behavior.”
Owning a cat is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Here are some practical tips on how to go about it.
Happy Birthday to the MBTA
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009The worst most horrible excuse for a public transportation system in America. Here is a fun excerpt from the Globe wishing our subway a happy birthday:
Boston Globe – Well, well, Boston subway, you don’t look a day over 111. But another special day has indeed arrived, like an extra Green Line leaving Fenway. America’s oldest subway system, now run by the MBTA, turns 112 today.
The first underground ride took place on Sept. 1. 1897 — between Boylston and Park Street stations. About 100 people were aboard and, according to Globe accounts from the time, cheered wildly when they descended. It must have been running on time that day.
The comments are definitely the best part of the article though, so make sure to read through.
Ugh.
Friday, August 7th, 2009Another reason why certain people need to be put down or disallowed from making their own decisions: Marrying inanimate objects. I respect freedom of choice to marry someone of the same sex different religions, etc etc. But even for a fairly liberal person such as myself this is really pushing it. She is marrying a carnival ride. Seriously. She is even changing her last name. This almost ruins my Friday, I will follow up this post with something that doesn’t suck as much in a little while.
p.s. I forget who sent me this article earlier in the week since I’m just getting to it now so let me know and you’ll get all the fabulous credit you deserve for finding this train-wreck of a person.
Gross America
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009John pointed me at this awful website which manufactures toilets for overweight people. If you’re obese you can buy this or you could, you know, “go to the gym,” or “eat less.”
http://www.greatjohn.com/index.html
25 Things I Hate About facebook
Sunday, March 1st, 2009Nothing in my online world is worse than those “25 Things” lists that have infected facebook indicating the inevitable downfall of this once somewhat exclusive, mighty social networking site. I remember MySpace way back when it was not horrible, well that’s a lie I don’t remember that. But what I mean to say is, people once used MySpace, then it became the lawless, ghetto wasteland that we know it as today. The influx of terrible applications, parents, adults, coworkers, young kids, convicted felons, struggling bands and stupid viral posts like the “25 Things” are what brought down MySpace and what has begun to destroy the usabililty, usefulness and not-being-annoying-ness of facebook.
Andy’s Rants: VH1′s New Hit TV Series
Monday, January 12th, 2009Andy’s email:
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I know I exaggerate when it comes to things that I hate. I know that, more often than not, my minor distaste for things steamrolls into a bubbling cauldron of full-fledged hostility. But Rob, I kid you not, never before has a network broadcast a full hour of television specifically devoted to infuriating me. I don’t even know how they know who I am.
Hyperbole aside, the closest thing I can compare watching VH1′s “Tool Academy” to is lying on a tropical beach, minding my own business, then being captured by guerillas and waking up in a bathtub of ice with a kidney missing. That’s how bad. That’s how bad this is.
Essentially, nine complete tools go on a show in which they believe the winner will be crowned “Mr. Awesome,” but in reality it’s just nine sessions of intensive therapy to repair their relationships with their current loser girlfriends. And “tools” isn’t even a relative term; these people literally deserve the worst death imaginable. It’s like the Real World Road Rules Challenge times a thousand. It’s like an open casting call at the Jersey Shore.
But as gay as the guys are (and they’re all tremendously homosexual), their girlfriends are literally the most mindless bags of meat ever assembled. I guarantee you that my tightly coiled shit could perform better on a standardized test than any of these miserable troglodytes. Their self esteem is sow abysmally low, that instead of simply leaving the guys that openly (and regularly) cheat on them, they’re willing to be further exploited through nationally televised therapy. Awesome. Fucking kill yourself.
Simply describing this show to you is fucking with my blood pressure; it’s inhuman. I would rather teabag an active shark tank than watch this show, though I undoubtedly will (watch the show).
Wonn’s Ugly Sweater
Thursday, December 18th, 2008Erin’s terrible looking ferret(?) sweater. I inadvertently cringed when viewing this the first time.
Warning, graphic image, maybe NSFW..
