Saw this on TV the other day. As obvious as what is happening is, I still didn’t even believe it was really what was going on until the last baby. I hate this commercial, but here I am posting it on my blog, so I guess it’s a marketing win for them? I don’t know what to say, ugh. At least I got you to watch it, misery loves company.
Posts Tagged ‘gross’
Grossest Commercial Ever
Tuesday, September 6th, 2011Moving Day in Boston
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011Being in Atlanta sucks because it is gross, but holy crap getting around Boston today is horrifying. Moving day in Boston AND a Red Sox – Yankees game.. I urge you all to stay in your homes.
Ugh.
Friday, August 7th, 2009Another reason why certain people need to be put down or disallowed from making their own decisions: Marrying inanimate objects. I respect freedom of choice to marry someone of the same sex different religions, etc etc. But even for a fairly liberal person such as myself this is really pushing it. She is marrying a carnival ride. Seriously. She is even changing her last name. This almost ruins my Friday, I will follow up this post with something that doesn’t suck as much in a little while.
p.s. I forget who sent me this article earlier in the week since I’m just getting to it now so let me know and you’ll get all the fabulous credit you deserve for finding this train-wreck of a person.
Bacon Salt
Monday, June 1st, 2009On the tail of my revolting discovery of baconaise comes Sarah with Bacon Salt.
Well Sarah, I’ll see your Bacon Salt and raise you one Bacon Lip Balm:
Awesome, or Horrifying?
Monday, June 1st, 2009If this isn’t a testament to the fatness of our country I don’t know what is. On the other hand, my curiosity is piqued.. In the end, I think the idea of it is enough to make me want to vomit. Let alone applying it to a sandwich I will then consume. If I want to be fat, I think I’ll just go for the real thing.
http://www.baconnaise.com/
WTF is this thing?
Friday, May 29th, 2009John’s “gross lil beast” :
what the effffffff
and I know it is a “pygmy jerboa” from the title, but seriously, wtf nature?
Cube = Hopelessness
Thursday, April 16th, 2009The names of the company and people involved have been changed to protect their identity. (From the wrath of the large egg eating woman.)
(10:05:34 AM) Kevin Garnett: ugh, as if all that wasn’t bad enough, check out the e-mail i just got from the lady in the cube [near] me…
(10:06:52 AM) RobE: yeah
(10:07:00 AM) RobE: cube is such a depressing word
(10:07:11 AM) RobE: used to be just a geometric shape
(10:07:38 AM) Kevin Garnett: now it’s a synonym for hopelessness
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Follwed by this email:
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To: Rob, from: KG
FML
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From: Terrible Person
Sent: Thursday, April 16, 2009 10:00 AM
To: Kevin Garnett
Subject: It’s not dog farts…
…that you smell over here. I’m just eating a hard-boiled egg.
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Gross America
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009John pointed me at this awful website which manufactures toilets for overweight people. If you’re obese you can buy this or you could, you know, “go to the gym,” or “eat less.”
http://www.greatjohn.com/index.html
Summer is So Close..
Friday, March 20th, 2009Get excited about the summer, I don’t know what everyone else’s plans are but Andy and I are headed to the Jersey shore.
The end of the video is by far the best part by the way.. “what would your mom think if she saw this?” “my mom? oh she’s right over there… MOM! COME ‘ERE MA!” Priceless.
So Gross.
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Thanks to Katie for having too much free time at work and putting this grossness together for all the web to see.
