Whether or not I am the one issuing the diatribe, I always enjoy a good session of over-complaining about a relatively inane annoyance. Nothing beats a prolonged discourse about something that could be summed up in a few words. (Also a disclaimer, I know I’m sarcastic 95% of the time but that was actually a truthful statement. Anyone who knows me will know I am obsessed with assigning superlatives to anything I can as well as taking a minor happening and blowing it out of proportion into a full fledged novel for entertainment value.)

Anyways, usually it’s Andy at the helm of one of these rants but we have a newcomer into the field this afternoon, and though it’s only a small one, it’s a start. For people to slow to pick up on it, the airplane in reference is the one which went for a leisurely cruise in the Hudson the other day.

Email to Wonn:
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“Jess and Erin – this is an example of the notorious DUMB emails I get from some idiot who sits in our office (WFC) and does nothing but write dumb emails.
Background info: WFC is the World Financial Center office – the airplane has been “docked” right there all night… cuz well… what the hell else do you do with a busted up airplane?

Now… I would like to know what MORON in our office was like “omg… I smell gas! Where could this be from?????”
Ummmm maybe the jet that’s just chillin at the base of the office – I mean it’s not usually there… so that could be new…”