Poor Decisions » fat http://aspextrme.com Wed, 23 May 2012 14:31:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 America is Fat http://aspextrme.com/2011/06/02/america-is-fat/ http://aspextrme.com/2011/06/02/america-is-fat/#comments Thu, 02 Jun 2011 14:37:13 +0000 Rob http://aspextrme.com/?p=1627 From Andy:

In the event a part of you wondered whether or not this country was doomed, I submit this (if you can’t read it, JDRF is the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation):

]]> http://aspextrme.com/2011/06/02/america-is-fat/feed/ 0 The Most Comprehensive Food Flow Chart http://aspextrme.com/2010/05/11/the-most-comprehensive-food-flow-chart/ http://aspextrme.com/2010/05/11/the-most-comprehensive-food-flow-chart/#comments Tue, 11 May 2010 13:48:14 +0000 Rob http://aspextrme.com/?p=1110 Thanks to Katie for this guide to help you decide how fat you want to be while in or around a mall.

Long ass flow chart image.

]]> http://aspextrme.com/2010/05/11/the-most-comprehensive-food-flow-chart/feed/ 0 Exercise Equipment for Stupid Fat People http://aspextrme.com/2009/07/30/exercise-equipment-for-stupid-fat-people/ http://aspextrme.com/2009/07/30/exercise-equipment-for-stupid-fat-people/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:39:15 +0000 Rob http://aspextrme.com/?p=774 Thanks to Sarah for discovering the new best way to get in shape, instead of maintaining a steady, healthy diet or actually running / playing sports / going to the gym, you can get shake weights! In only six minutes a day you can get into shape! To think, I’ve been spending closer to an hour every day exercising, what a waste! I could be using that time to eat chocolate ice cream, and watch TV! I’m such an idiot! Finally I needn’t waste anymore time, thanks to Sarah pointing me in the direction of this magical device.  I already bought ten!

p.s. you know a product is good when its site consists of a single page, with no real details and about 100 “buy here!” links, not to mention the actual purchasing form is on the landing (slash only) page.

p.p.s. as much as this site and product are totally ridiculous, I’m glad things like this exist in the world to extort money from undeserving people.  It’s like modern Darwinism, or pretty much the closest thing to it I guess.

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http://www.baconnaise.com/

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http://www.greatjohn.com/index.html

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