Posts Tagged ‘fail’

Too Much Caffeine

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Is probably the reason I find this as amusing as I do, since clearly none of my friends found it as entertaining.

The Most Sexist (Best Ad) Ever

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Thanks to Andy for digging up this historical piece of politically correct tire advertising.  I now understand how horrible it must be for females to drive an automobile, I would have a seizure if driving looked like that to me.   The crosswalk signs are awesome, completely not applicable to driving but apparently they are horribly distracting, only if you are a girl, of course.

Real

Monday, August 8th, 2011

Thank you to my newly married friend Andrew for bringing this clip to my attention. Amazingly, its a real highlight video posted by the X-Games. I’ll just let you watch..

Thanks, Big Dig

Monday, July 11th, 2011

Glad to hear things are still going well with this engineering/financial debacle.  So basically I’m rolling the dice every time I drive through? Nice to have MA in the national spotlight again though.

http://gizmodo.com/5819754/bostons-big-dig-the-deadly-engineering-gift-that-keeps-on-giving

Blockbuster = Fail

Friday, July 8th, 2011

“To summarize: Blockbuster’s new service has absolutely no late fees, yet if your DVD is not returned within the 3-day grace period–even if it was dropped in the mail in time, no longer in your possession, entirely in the hands of the postal service, and eventually returned to Blockbuster–consumers will be charged $19.99.”

http://www.fastcompany.com/1765646/blockbuster-please-please-change-your-habits

In case you are having a hard time believing that quote, you read it right.  You will be charged the cost of the DVD if you don’t get it mailed back within 7 days. This is the plan the company has to save itself.

Seriously, who the hell is running these companies? Can I be a CEO? Ugh.

Rapture Fail

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

So the rapture came and went, without anyone being raptured so to speak. I suppose no one is surprised, I myself am not. Making light of the situation prior to its passing now seems even more justified, so here is my facebook post from the day before, along with the comments my friends contributed to it.

Tarp Fail

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011

This is from a while ago (found the link when looking through another article about a more recent tarp failure, not nearly as hilarious as this one).

Bad Management

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

I’m sure this article will ring true with most of my friends. Joe, who moved out from the umbrella of corporate America to start his own company several years ago, sent me this article.  It’s by the creator of Dilbert, which once you read it, should come as no surprise.

Quick exerpt:

In those days, I was a furious bundle of ambition and determination. The old-timers told me I had a “rocket strapped to my ass.” All I needed to do was get my “ticket punched.” It wasn’t long before I was able to enjoy my second economic stimulus package: bad management.

Though most of my immediate bosses were entirely reasonable and competent, the organization at large was riddled with hamster-brained sociopaths in leadership roles. Surely, I thought, this must be a problem that exists no place else on Earth. Otherwise we’d all be living in caves and holding long meetings on the feasibility of using sticks as stabby things.

One day, a position opened above me, and I was the most obvious candidate to fill it. My boss called me into her office and said she had some bad news. She explained that the media was giving our company a lot of heat because almost all of our managers and executives were white males. Promoting me, she explained, would only make things worse. I asked how long I might need to wait for all of this to blow over. My boss was vague, but she said the timeline involved smoothing out the effects of two centuries of corporate discrimination.

The Perfect Stimulus: Bad Management

Road Rage

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

My client just showed me this video after I showed him the Barstool Philly video of the dude getting trucked by the car he was yelling at.  I have to say what really did it for me was the shoe coming off at the end.  Enjoy.

You Stay Classy, America

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Valentine’s Day isn’t something I particularly care for, but if you do and you were disappointed with what your special someone set up for you, take a look at this snapshot in time of the searches from the 14th.  Sidenote: if your date took you to one of these places then okay, you have a right to complain and its probably time to consider your options.

Good stuff, USA. I’ll just add this guy my “proud to be an American” folder.