Thanks to Katie for this guide to help you decide how fat you want to be while in or around a mall.

Thanks to Katie for this guide to help you decide how fat you want to be while in or around a mall.

That Sarah will probably love. The only thing better than not having chapped lips, is not having chapped lips AND having them taste like a cheesy snack. Yum! Think of how happy your significant other is when she goes to kiss you and gets a delicious, cheesy surprise! Only problem is; they will probably not want to stop making out with you and may or may not try to bite your lips, so be careful. It probably IS dangerously cheesy. Yes!
p.s. Goodluck not just eating this thing whole when you get it.