Posts Tagged ‘china’

Bad Ass Train

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

This is a picture of the train my dad was hopping on headed to work this morning, well, technically tomorrow morning his time.

Just started service on Tuesday, goes from Hangzhou to Shanghai at 275 miles per hour. By comparison your average commercial jet flies around 500mph, the Acela averages 70mph (with a max of 150mph) and the T operates around 2mph, just slightly slower than walking speed.

Nothing to See Here

Thursday, June 4th, 2009



This is a rather hilarious way to censor the video attempted at being taken in China.

Welcome to YouTube!

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

When I went to YouTube for the first time since my arrival, this was what I got:



It says: ” Welcome to YouTube!

Suggested Language (we have set your preference to this): Chinese”

Anyways, the video came up after a discussion with Katie about the origins of by gchat and AIM buddy icon, for those of you who don’t recall, here is the original image:



Oh, and here is the actual video, he’s actually a pretty good dancer.

The Posts Will Continue!

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

I’m sure many of you were worried that while I spent my time in China I wouldn’t be able to update the site. Fear not, as of today I have successfully published my first post from out here, as well as uploaded new photos to Facebook. Fun fact: It is the middle of Sunday morning here, and everyone I know back home is just getting read to head out to the bar on Saturday night. Fun fact number two: I left Thursday night for China and arrived Saturday morning. I have no idea where Friday went, and I don’t think I’ll see that particular Friday again.
The pictures on Facebook should more than sufficient as far as story telling about China goes, but to add some context to the pictures I’ll quickly mention what our first day was comprised of.
Got here around 9am Saturday, confused as to how the last time we went to bed was Wednesday night, and having been awake for well over 24 hours. Hotel is sick, we have executive suites for rooms and a bunch of privileges to go along with it which is nice. After getting settled in went out to do a few errands thus beginning our first foray into attempting to do and purchase things with a 100% language barrier in place. I bought a cell phone and SIM card (you don’t buy phones and plans together here) and I can safely say it was one of the most disorientating sales processes of my life trying to figure out plans and everything when we spoke three words of Mandarin and they spoke no words of English. Somehow, a hundred or so dollars later, we have phones and can call the US. After the phone fiasco we wandered down to the food court and were too terrified to try anything new down there, so got McDonalds.. it tastes exactly the same and made me hate my life just as much as when I eat in the States. Awesome!
Our final adventure of the day was going to be finding a bookstore, and a phrase book, since now we now knew that people telling us “oh they all know English it won’t be a problem” was a complete lie. There while attempting again to unsuccessfully explain what we wanted, a nice Chinese English student helped us out. She was in university nearby and spoke fairly decent English. After helping us there, she offered to take us around the city. Her and her friend showed us a number of different things and painfully tried to teach us various words / phrases / places in Chinese. Included in the adventure was going to the Nanjing equivalent of Times Square and eating all kinds of random things like chicken (or as my friends keep telling me, dog) on a stick, this weird fruit stick with sugar glaze all over it, and some dumplings. Taking the subway around the city was even more intuitive than riding the T, even with the language barrier. Not to mention it was about a hundred times nicer, newer, more efficient and less broken.
Anyways that was pretty much the day, after being awake for like 36 hours straight or something, we headed back to our rooms and said we’d take a nap and go out to one of the bars nearby. Instead I passed out watching Discovery channel (the only English channel really) and woke up at like 4am.
Hopefully more to come soon along with stories of increasingly stupid things I’ve done here as I gain comfort with my surroundings and increase alcohol consumption.
zài jiàn !

Youtube and China

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

People in China don’t watch youtube and/or cannot watch it, when we were out with some people yesterday they mentioned to us they didn’t use it. Can you believe a whole nation of people unable to see quality videos such as this:



Unfathomable, I know.

Nead $ Pls

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

“… interesting facebook story. Last night somebody (presumably in a dimly lit basement internet cafe in China) hacked Mary’s account and asked her friends (specifically, Mikey, who knew it was a scam) to wire her money in Africa (attached is his conversation). Pretty awesome, though it has proven an invaluable albeit unexpected lesson.

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that your travels to China don’t leave you in need of money, because none of us will believe you.”

February 3rd, 2009:
Mary
hi
7:32pmMichael
yo
7:33pmMary
How are you doing
7:33pmMichael
great! i became an uncle today!
7:33pmMary
Wooow
7:34pmMichael
my sister is adopting a child from Peru, and they got all their info today
how are YOU doing
7:34pmMary
Am ok
But not happy
7:35pmMichael
whats wrong?
7:35pmMary
One of my college need my help and i can’t assit her
7:36pmMichael
?
7:36pmMary
She need me to help her send some money and i don’t have enough on me
7:37pmMichael
oh man
that sucsk
do you need to borrow some cash?
7:37pmMary
Yea a lot
Yea can you help me on it
7:38pmMichael
yea absolutley
how much do you need
7:38pmMary
Well i don’t no how much you can help out
how much can you borrow me
7:40pmMichael
would the real Mary Connolly please stand up
7:41pmMary
Am here
7:43pmMary
Michael
talk to me
It was some one you were talking too
Am so sorry my box was hacked
7:44pmMichael
how much money do you need- i can bring it over tomororw
7:45pmMary
don’t come coz amn
not in
7:46pmMichael
ok when will you be home? i’ll come by this weekend with un-marked bills
7:48pmMary
Am out for the week end michael
7:48pmMichael
ok well when should i bring over all this cash?
there’s just so much of it
7:49pmMary
Are you pulling my leg’s micheal
7:49pmMichael
are you pulling mine? ” MARY ”
7:51pmMary
Nope am not
Seem you don’t be live me
7:52pmMichael
alright great
let’s do a wire-transfer
7:52pmMary
So how is your sisiter doing
7:52pmMichael
what is your account number
mine is : 7
7:52pmMary
It as been block am owing the bank some momey
7:53pmMichael
ok so how should we do this
7:53pmMary
Can you go to western union and send it
7:53pmMichael
no problem
7:54pmMary
That would be more easy for you
But you will have to send it to the person i want you to send it too
Micheal if you no you are playing wit me let me no ok
7:55pmMichael
no i am in. who should i send the money to?
7:55pmMary
It’s going to africa
Can you be able to send it there?
And i need you to send it now
7:57pmMichael
ok
i’ll just go to western union and transfer “money” to “africa”
they’ll know just what to do!
8:03pmMichael
well fake Mary, it was nice meeting you. Good luck in Africa and with your financial problems. take care now, bye bye then