In the wake of that poor person getting trampled to death at Walmart, I dug up this clip of the Cabbage Patch riots back in the day. I can* understand this happening 25 years ago, but everyone knows now that you can buy stuff online right? You order something, often at lower prices than you can find in store, and they bring it right to your house for you! It’s an amazing concept really, and can save time aggravation stress and money. I mean this has been going on for years.. why are people still going to stores at 5am?


*I actually still can’t understand it.