Poor Decisions

Real Housewives of Southie

aspextrme — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:07:25 +0000

Christmas Special! Uncertain of whether or not this eclipses the hilarity of the first episode, but regardless (or irregardless, ha) it is enjoyable. Well, let me qualify that statement, if you have lived in Southie for 1+ years then you will find it hilarious, otherwise you might just look at it as being a terrible parody of Bostonians. False. It is awesome. Press play, watch it, and if you don’t like it, go back to Cambridge.

Thanks to SMP for the link.

Terrible Presents

aspextrme — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:04:41 +0000

I forgot who originally posted this on facebook, but since like 20 people threw it up I guess I’ll just give credit to most of my friends. Anyway, another Jimmy Kimmel special, letting kids open a present early, except the present is shitty. Awesome. I can only hope that I am this awesome as a parent later on to torture my kids like this. Here’s to hoping JKL stays on the air long enough for me to have kids and do things like this to them.

Shit Girls Say

aspextrme — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:26:32 +0000

Thanks for this Sarah:

This Cat Doesn’t Care

aspextrme — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:16:03 +0000

And neither do any other cats. Just like the rest of them, this cat doesn’t give a shit. “Want to play with your train set? Get a dog. I’m not moving out the of the way so you can drive your stupid train around. Get out of here.” Man, cats are the worst.

Uglo-Americans

aspextrme — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 21:34:19 +0000

srsly?

Pi(e)

aspextrme — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:54:22 +0000

Thanks to Katie for this one.

No Time to Explain

Rob — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 18:18:47 +0000

File this under things I find amusing despite them actually probably not being amusing.

I Ate All Your Halloween Candy

Rob — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:02:10 +0000

This is hilarious, so much scream crying. Thanks to SMP for the link.

Ray of Death

Rob — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:40:57 +0000

Colorado vs. New England Skiing

Rob — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 18:10:31 +0000

Trails. Here are the open number of trails and associated acreage for two of the very few mountains open inside the continental United States, guess which one is in CO and which one is in NE:

4 of 93 Trails
93 of 1570 Acres

10 of 140 Trails
24 of 752 Acres

I know you are probably stumped, so I’ll fill you in. Top is Loveland, CO and bottom is Killington, VT. Love how they break trails up at mountains out east here so one single top to bottom run can be like 5 or 6 different trails (or even more.) Thought this was the perfect indicator: when I saw Killington had 10 trails open I got excited until realizing that probably meant one or two. 4 trails = 93 acres of skiing (plus who knows what backcountry) at Loveland.. 10 trails = 24 acres (plus probably no backcountry) at Killington.