This post is dedicated to all of the spam comments that my website filters have caught over the years. Creative, useful, and topically pertinent, these deserve to be highlighted. Also, I can’t wait until my post on spam comments gets a spam comment.

Let’s go!

On my Idiotic Recruiting Post, Pozycjonowanie says:
There are so many lessons we can believe in. The suggestions are constantly grave base ofinformations

Thanks for stopping by, Pozcjonowanie!

One of my emails to Andy posts, fotograf?a slubna kraków says:

It is truely nice post, but I do not see everything completely clear, especially for someone not involved in that topic. Anyway very interesting to me.

I bet the character set of my browser didn’t recognize all the letters in your name slubna but I’m glad you enjoyed my post, despite any confusion arising from probable language barriers and not knowing who my friend Andy is.

Quick post on AOL Fail, Pozycjonowanie comes back with:

Conclusively I found what I was searching for!

So you were searching for AOL fail?  I’m certain my site wasn’t the only result you found, but maybe you were still browsing my site from earlier, judging by your previous comments.

One of my New Music Friday posts, Erich Renno chimes in:

Noticed your Webblog bookmarked on Reddit.I appreciate your web blog and marketing and advertising tactic. Verify out my Farmville Guideline if you get yourself a moment.

Glad to see I made it onto Reddit, though I have no idea what this post has to do with advertising or marketing, since nowhere on my site do I have either.  And no, Erich, I don’t have a time to verify out your farmville guideline.  Wait a second, is that sentence even English? What the fuck does verify out my farmville guideline mean? Did you just insult my family?

One of my most popular posts, Youk vs Eric, has reader new era hats expressing their opinion:

Happy Thanks giving y’all!
your article help me to knowthat how to get  red bull hatscheap. [link removed from red bull hats]

Glad Eric getting in a fight with Youk helped you find cheap Red Bull hats! And happy thanksgiving to you too! Though your name sounds suspiciously like a company.. oh well, you seem friendly enough, I’ll go with it!

Unrelated to my post about Shamwow, Filmy Online just had to write a comment anyway:

Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!

Glad I was that person, Filmy Online. Hope your daughter is okay!

And finally, on  my article on the C’s trade for Robinson a while ago, sprzedaz domu warszawa says:

What plugs will you be by means of to quit unsolicited mail? We’ve TONS of spam from the remarks on my blog page. Cant eliminate it :/. Akismet fails in most instances.

I actually do use Akismet as one of my filters for spam, and you know what really helps it catch illicit comments? Horrible grammatical incorrectness and apparent lack of understanding the English language.  So in this case, I apologize that it caught your comment as its clearly not spam.

I originally planned this as a one time deal, but I only got through pages 1-4 out of 36, so I have a feeling we’ll revisit this topic again in the near future.  And always remember, spam is good for you.