Normally wouldn’t bother posting this here, but it was a really good one. Simple, yet so powerful:
“I mean, I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.”
Thanks to Kristen for that one.
Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Texts from Last Night
Friday, September 3rd, 2010Swype (not Sywpe) is Awesome
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010Katie: Swype?
Katie: is it the typing where you don’t pick up your fingers?
Rob: yup
Katie: ohhhhhhhhh
Rob: so fast
Rob: stupid fast
Katie: oh la la
Rob: gettin’ ignant wit yo textin’
Katie: shut up
USA Truck; Distributing Freedom Across America
Monday, August 23rd, 2010
Saw this bad boy on 93 the other day.
Dogs, What Can’t They Do?
Monday, August 23rd, 2010Wonn sent me this article today, about canine lifeguards in Italy. In three years of training the dogs can reach “expert rescue status” which sounds pretty bad ass. The only thing I didn’t appreciate was the guy being quoted comparing the dogs to an “intelligent buoy.” I’m pretty sure human lifeguards wouldn’t appreciate being called an intelligent buoy.
Inception: Ruined
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010I may have felt as though my brain was going to explode after watching inception, but looking at DiCaprio’s face in the last frame of these stills shows me that it was in fact, his brain, that exploded. Basically destroys the entire plot of the movie in ten seconds. Regardless, I still need to see it again.
Thanks to Mary for ruining the movie for all of us.
meh
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010Found this image today:
Andy’s take on it:
Literally right off the top of my head, there are three things that that would make a fantastic logo and name for:
A search engine (though it probably would only return moderately pertinent results).
A French restaurant.
A twitter/FML-style social networking site designed specifically for messages of mediocrity (my favorite).
My immediate thought was to comment/post it on status updates on Facebook that I thought were completely inane or useless, but I think his ideas are better.
Andy’s Facebook Posts: #1
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010Since I’m low on material these days I’m stealing Andy’s Facebook status update. Enjoy!
Hey kids, it’s me, from the record company. You know who totally gets your sex-crazed teenage angst? Katy Perry does. You know who’s a super hot rebel, who dates the bad boy, and doesn’t care what anyone thinks, just like you? Katy Perry, that’s who. You know who digs singing about Jesus, except when it proves unprofitable? Katy Per-wait, what was that last one?
French Bulldog Turtle?
Monday, August 9th, 2010I don’t know how this is possible, but some how this dog can’t roll over. I have never been that big on French Bulldogs until watching this video. I need one. Immediately. Bring me a French Bulldog. Andrea, I’m looking at you.
Thanks to Katie for the ridiculously absurd video.
Celtics Unstoppable. In 2002.
Monday, August 9th, 2010The intern over at barstoolsports.com ran a season long simulation on his copy of NBA Live: 2002 (awesome that he still has this) and here are the results:
Not bad, perfect season. I have a feeling that next year’s team won’t quite live up to that, but we can always hope.
So we are basically trotting out the All Star team for half a decade+ ago, but it will be awesome to see all of them together none the less. Andy made the point that he needs to get to a game this season (ending his embargo on the NBA) just to be able to tell his kids he saw all those players on the court together.
The opening game (at home) will be fairly stacked. You have Shaq, KG, Pierce, Ray Allen, Rondo (probably HOF), Jermaine O’Neal, Lebron, D-Wade and Chris Bosh all on the court together. As much as its basically the retired veteren all stars vs current all stars and has potential to be a bloodbath, I think Boston comes out extra strong for this game and keeps it close. Or the bloodbath, we’ll see I guess.
