My sister loves cats, ever since she was young and people asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up her reply has always been “cat lady.” Anyway, this isn’t actually her cat, and he’s not as bad as this one.. but if you ever need a trump card in the cats vs. dogs argument; here it is; you could end up with this cat:
This is comletely falsified information!!! I have love for ONE cat and ONE cat only! You know this to be true.
Douche.
You also have a comma splice in that posting… although I am not sure if that is helping or hurting my cat lady cause.