Everyone knows that the only way to safely start a fire is drink 10 beers, break up a wooden crate, cover it in lighter fluid and citronella then light it with a torch. Well, we had a firefighter there and since he was supervising I felt like they guys had it under control.
Tags: beer, fire, poor decision

I am going to start tallying typos due to posting blog updates to your site from your phone while drunk.
1 and counting….