Archive for May, 2010

Contender: Best Commercial Ever

Monday, May 24th, 2010

I have to admit to being extremely biased given my soccer (football) playing upbringing, but if this doesn’t get you excited for the world cup, you should probably kill yourself. Sick commercial. Watch it in HD from the site itself for the full effect.

Nike Write The Future from Wieden + Kennedy London on Vimeo.

Thanks to Folger for the link to this bad larry of a commercial.

My Sister’s Cat

Monday, May 24th, 2010

My sister loves cats, ever since she was young and people asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up her reply has always been “cat lady.” Anyway, this isn’t actually her cat, and he’s not as bad as this one.. but if you ever need a trump card in the cats vs. dogs argument; here it is; you could end up with this cat:

DC Douglas PSA

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

A pretty good PSA brought to you by JHM:

Andy didn’t get a chance to watch it, but brings us a good twitter personality to follow:

I’m sorry Rob, I have no time for that. I’m completely preoccupied with Lawrence Maroney’s twitter.

“@murphylee bruh i been told u weneva bruh”

I think he’s trying to tell the world something important, but to this point I have been unable to crack his code. Something about brews, or bruises or Brouge, Belgium.

Detroit’s Airport: Not Depressing?

Monday, May 17th, 2010

I’m currently in Detroit (maybe? I’m at the airport which I’m guessing isn’t in the city itself) waiting for a connecting flight. I travel a lot, and have never been through here before but I have to say I assumed it would be two things; depressing and inconvenient. Couldn’t have been more wrong, this place is one of the most bad ass airports I’ve ever seen. Tons of solid stores and places to eat, everything looks brand new; bolstered by decorative water fountains and other fixtures, and there is one of those future/space trains that runs inside the terminal up above everything like the monorail at Disney. Probably equally unnecessary but who cares? When your economy sucks and you have the opportunity to add a futuristic elevated train system to your airport, you gotta take it.

BEST Wedding DJ Ever

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

Thanks to Mary for sharing this one with me today:

I already addressed these items on my facebook wall in response to the post, but for people who aren’t stalking me and/or hate facebook, here is what I said about the video.

So many things.. okay:

1) I CAN feel it in the air tonight
2) are you hiring him? big mistake if you don’t.
3) worst wedding DJ? how about worst wedding period? look at that place.
4) after he bangs around that girls boobs he just shrugs it off like its no big deal, in fact she seems to not think much of it either. just slappin’ boobies, whatever, totally normal.
5) epic transition from the conga song to phil collins.

On a somewhat related note, in the posting on facebook vs here vein, I am gradually trying to move away from using facebook.  I’ll likely provide more information on why later on, but basically it comes down to their egregious violation of privacy which I’m sure you’ve heard in the news.  Anyway, more on this later.

The Most Comprehensive Food Flow Chart

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Thanks to Katie for this guide to help you decide how fat you want to be while in or around a mall.

Long ass flow chart image.

Sunday Funday

Monday, May 10th, 2010

So, Alex was here from Colorado, and wanted to go to a Sox Yankees game, despite the fridgid temperature. Luckily we picked Sunday night with Lester pitching so it ended up being an awesome game that I paid less than face value for the tickets. See you later pink hat bandwagon Sox fans.

Poor Decisions: Fire+Beer

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

Everyone knows that the only way to safely start a fire is drink 10 beers, break up a wooden crate, cover it in lighter fluid and citronella then light it with a torch. Well, we had a firefighter there and since he was supervising I felt like they guys had it under control.

Just the Facts: Beer Storage.

Friday, May 7th, 2010

I was organizing some of the beers in my house today and found myself wondering if, in fact, storing beer at room temperature after being cold, vice versa, or even outdoors would ruin the beer.  In short, the answer is ‘maybe.’

I’ll go into detail a bit further down but the basics are as follows:

  • Beer can’t make you sick if it is ‘bad’
  • Light ruins the taste of beer
  • Temperature shift doesn’t harm the flavor

The details:

I’m stealing most of my information from realbeer.com and this article.

“If you want to know about beer science and chemistry in America, you go to the Siebel Institute, in Chicago. The Siebel family has been educating brewers and chemically analyzing beer for generations. The Vice-President of Educational Services is Dave Radzanowski.”

Temperature Alternations

“Allowing beer to warm to room temperature after it has been chilled does not harm its flavor. This is an old wive’s tale that has some consumers treating beer as if it were some form of milk. In February, most beer is delivered colder off the trucks than it is kept in the store. It is then added to a room temperate display.”

Bacteria / Will Bad Beer Make Me Sick?

“Let’s start with Bacteria. It is everywhere. You can’t get rid of it. There are good bacteria, ones that won’t make you sick, and there are bad bacteria, the kind that will make you sick. Beer does not support bad bacteria. It does support good bacteria. Over time, these bacteria will grow and impart a flavor in the beer. For the most part, these flavors are undesirable. The unique aspect of beer is that it has a natural bacteria inhibitor – Alcohol.”

Light = Bad for Beer and Vampires

“Certain wavelengths of light (those around 5,000 angstroms) can turn a wonderfully aromatic beer into a skunkfest. “Hop oils have a sulf-hydryl grouping in their molecular structure,” Radzanowski explained. “When these wavelengths of light hit that, there’s a photosynthetic reaction which changes that grouping to that of the common ’skunk’ aroma. Those wavelengths are abundantly present in sunlight and fluorescent light; incandescent light is not so bad.”Certain wavelengths of light (those around 5,000 angstroms) can turn a wonderfully aromatic beer into a skunkfest. “Hop oils have a sulf-hydryl grouping in their molecular structure,” Radzanowski explained. “When these wavelengths of light hit that, there’s a photosynthetic reaction which changes that grouping to that of the common ’skunk’ aroma. Those wavelengths are abundantly present in sunlight and fluorescent light; incandescent light is not so bad.”

Is there any way to protect bottled beer from this photonic invasion? “Clear glass is the worst, green offers only marginally better protection,” Radzanowski ticked them off, “and brown gives partial protection. Ruby-red glass would protect the beer completely, only it’s a lot more expensive than brown glass. But fluorescent lights in a cooler could be covered with ruby-red cellophane filters quite cheaply. Most retail displays are disaster areas for beer.”"

Welcome to the Laser Show

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Probably my new favorite term for describing when something is awesome.  Thanks to Andy for this one:

Pedroia on Ortiz:

“It happens to everybody, man. He’s had 60 at-bats. A couple of years ago, I was hitting .170 and everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax.”

I’m not going to lie to you, I’ve become obsessed with the term “laser show”.

It’s now a part of my vocabulary, and will be used when I am doing something well.

UPDATE: Thanks to Steve-o for this: