The source of Jared Allen’s ability: his mullet. His quarterback sacking ability is directly proportional to the awesomeness of his mullet. That is to say, he is nasty and I wish he was on the Patriots. Except that stupid dance/celebration thing he does after each sack. That’d have to go. Mullet stays, celebration goes.
Archive for November, 2009
The Mullet
Monday, November 30th, 2009Old But Classic: BMX Fail
Sunday, November 29th, 2009This is an old school youtube video, but I can never get enough of it. The ending is what separates it from being a good video, and makes it a great video. “Oh.. it’s broken..?”
Cat Care
Sunday, November 29th, 2009A very helpful article for any cat owners out there, brought to you by Katie.
“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to becoming a mature adult cat.”
“Shelter cats from bad backgrounds are prone to self-destructive behavior.”
Owning a cat is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Here are some practical tips on how to go about it.
He Even Irons Better Than Other Men.
Thursday, November 19th, 2009To quote Seinfeld; “I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.” Now I love Tom Brady as much as any straight male or female in the greater New England area.. but this is either indicative of him just kicking ass ironing, or us not having a chance at winning the Superbowl. I can’t decide which. I understand that even the best quarterbacks in the world have to have wrinkle free attire for a night out on the town or an important business meeting, and ironing your shirt certainly doesn’t make you a wuss.. but something about the way he is ironing this shirt, in this picture makes me question his ability to conquer the NFL. I know the lamb picture was probably worse, but still. C’mon.
Snowboarder Pwnage
Thursday, November 19th, 2009The first minute of this video is pretty much the violent outtakes of the snowboarding video being promoted, rest is more snowboarder win. My reason for posting / if you are impatient fast forward to 1:00 minute in for one an entertaining quote. Thanks to my snowboarding friend Bueno for the video.
Skeleton Crew presents Group Effect (Actual Teaser) from Skeleton Crew on Vimeo.
Token White Guy
Friday, November 13th, 2009Brian Scalabrine.. so white. A man once loathed by all of Celtics fans far and wide for saddling the team with his absurd contract and uninspired mediocre performances. Someone I despised enough to create a drinking game spurred by his atrocious play and my attendance of a number of forgettable games. (rules: whenever Scals enters the game, you have to immediately chug your beer, and go get another one. reason being you don’t want to see him in the game.)
But with a championship and a couple of successful seasons under the belt, due in almost no part to him, all that has changed. People love Scals. People, white people, can relate to him. A little overweight, kind of awkward and somewhat amusing. And did I mention he was white?
Anyway, show your support (and apologies) for Scal by wearing this sweet shirt:
Burnout Fail
Friday, November 6th, 2009It is most satisfying at the end once you realize the person she runs into is grandma in a wheelchair, awesome. Thanks to Bueno for the link.
I also enjoy that this is a big enough family event that they wheeled grandma out there to witness it in the first place.
It’s a Periodic Table
Thursday, November 5th, 2009Awesome.
Thanks to Wonn for the nerdy link to the succeed blog.
[mind explosion]
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
Don’t Be a Douchebag
Thursday, November 5th, 2009A warning from the Jump Smokers:
