Thanks to Sarah for discovering the new best way to get in shape, instead of maintaining a steady, healthy diet or actually running / playing sports / going to the gym, you can get shake weights! In only six minutes a day you can get into shape! To think, I’ve been spending closer to an hour every day exercising, what a waste! I could be using that time to eat chocolate ice cream, and watch TV! I’m such an idiot! Finally I needn’t waste anymore time, thanks to Sarah pointing me in the direction of this magical device. I already bought ten!
p.s. you know a product is good when its site consists of a single page, with no real details and about 100 “buy here!” links, not to mention the actual purchasing form is on the landing (slash only) page.
p.p.s. as much as this site and product are totally ridiculous, I’m glad things like this exist in the world to extort money from undeserving people. It’s like modern Darwinism, or pretty much the closest thing to it I guess.
Tags: fat, lazy, shake weight, stupid