Real Housewives of Southie

December 15th, 2011

Christmas Special! Uncertain of whether or not this eclipses the hilarity of the first episode, but regardless (or irregardless, ha) it is enjoyable. Well, let me qualify that statement, if you have lived in Southie for 1+ years then you will find it hilarious, otherwise you might just look at it as being a terrible parody of Bostonians. False. It is awesome. Press play, watch it, and if you don’t like it, go back to Cambridge.

Thanks to SMP for the link.

Terrible Presents

December 15th, 2011

I forgot who originally posted this on facebook, but since like 20 people threw it up I guess I’ll just give credit to most of my friends. Anyway, another Jimmy Kimmel special, letting kids open a present early, except the present is shitty. Awesome. I can only hope that I am this awesome as a parent later on to torture my kids like this. Here’s to hoping JKL stays on the air long enough for me to have kids and do things like this to them.

Shit Girls Say

December 13th, 2011

Thanks for this Sarah:

This Cat Doesn’t Care

November 16th, 2011

And neither do any other cats. Just like the rest of them, this cat doesn’t give a shit. “Want to play with your train set? Get a dog. I’m not moving out the of the way so you can drive your stupid train around. Get out of here.” Man, cats are the worst.

 

Uglo-Americans

November 16th, 2011

srsly?

 

Pi(e)

November 14th, 2011

Thanks to Katie for this one.

 

No Time to Explain

November 10th, 2011

File this under things I find amusing despite them actually probably not being amusing.

I Ate All Your Halloween Candy

November 4th, 2011

This is hilarious, so much scream crying. Thanks to SMP for the link.

Ray of Death

November 3rd, 2011

Colorado vs. New England Skiing

November 1st, 2011

Trails.  Here are the open number of trails and associated acreage for two of the very few mountains open inside the continental United States, guess which one is in CO and which one is in NE:

4 of 93  Trails
93 of 1570 Acres

10 of 140  Trails
24 of 752 Acres

 

I know you are probably stumped, so I’ll fill you in. Top is Loveland, CO and bottom is Killington, VT.  Love how they break trails up at mountains out east here so one single top to bottom run can be like 5 or 6 different trails (or even more.)  Thought this was the perfect indicator: when I saw Killington had 10 trails open I got excited until realizing that probably meant one or two.  4 trails = 93 acres of skiing (plus who knows what backcountry) at Loveland.. 10 trails = 24 acres (plus probably no backcountry) at Killington.