The Saddest Packers Fan

September 22nd, 2013

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Weekend Beatz Sept-20-13

September 20th, 2013

Ah haven’t posted anything on this website in a long time, but wtf tgif amiright?

Pete Tong tearing up the Essential Selection per usual.

And some videos:

Dillon Francis – Without You ft. T.E.E.D. Kind of weird video, but cool.

Kraak and Smaak – Good for the City - Reminds me of an old Passion Pit video (Sleepyhead)

Kaskade – Atmosphere Video is only okay, but I love Kaskade and the song is sick.

Smallpools – Dreaming These guys I think have hit the radio but have a bunch of good tunes, check them out.

Fenech Soler – Last Forever Yeah this makes me want to go surfing.

Alright time to head out, enjoy the weekend kids. Maybe I’ll pick up doing the post thing again.

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August 31st, 2012

Try the Meatball Sandwich

May 23rd, 2012

Revenge of the Nerds

February 15th, 2012

From the “Funbag” by Drew Magary:

The funhouse scene in Revenge of the Nerds, where Lewis Skolnick tongue-bangs Betty Childs has always bothered me. It’s goddamn rape! Skolnick tricked Childs by wearing Stan Gable’s mask. She thought she was banging her boyfriend Gable! Just because she ended up enjoying it and falling in love with the Tri-Lamb doesn’t mean it’s not rape.

I recently went to an engagement party where, because I am a complete fuckin’ weirdo, I brought this rape scene up and took an impromptu poll about whether it was indeed rape. About 1/3 of the people thought it was rape, 1/3 thought it wasn’t rape, and another 1/3 just gave me odd looks and walked away. Where do you stand? Is Lewis Skolnick a rapist?

It is awfully rapey. In fact, that entire movie is rooted in creepy behavior. The nerds break into a sorority and hide in the shower (CRIME). They plant surveillance cameras in that sorority (CRIME). And they hand out naked images taken from that footage at the Greek Carnival (CRIME!).

It’s a measure of how different things were in the 80′s when that kind of behavior was considered playful and humorous. I watched that movie a million times as a kid—to the point of memorizing pretty much all of the dialogue—and I often found myself hoping that one day I’d have the chance to trick a cheerleader into letting me go down on her, then pass around nude photos of her underneath whipped cream pies (shouldn’t Betty have been mad about that?). IT MADE A MONSTER OUT OF ME.

Real Housewives of Southie

December 15th, 2011

Christmas Special! Uncertain of whether or not this eclipses the hilarity of the first episode, but regardless (or irregardless, ha) it is enjoyable. Well, let me qualify that statement, if you have lived in Southie for 1+ years then you will find it hilarious, otherwise you might just look at it as being a terrible parody of Bostonians. False. It is awesome. Press play, watch it, and if you don’t like it, go back to Cambridge.

Thanks to SMP for the link.

Terrible Presents

December 15th, 2011

I forgot who originally posted this on facebook, but since like 20 people threw it up I guess I’ll just give credit to most of my friends. Anyway, another Jimmy Kimmel special, letting kids open a present early, except the present is shitty. Awesome. I can only hope that I am this awesome as a parent later on to torture my kids like this. Here’s to hoping JKL stays on the air long enough for me to have kids and do things like this to them.

Shit Girls Say

December 13th, 2011

Thanks for this Sarah:

This Cat Doesn’t Care

November 16th, 2011

And neither do any other cats. Just like the rest of them, this cat doesn’t give a shit. “Want to play with your train set? Get a dog. I’m not moving out the of the way so you can drive your stupid train around. Get out of here.” Man, cats are the worst.

 

Uglo-Americans

November 16th, 2011

srsly?