Oh Michael..

UPDATE:  Mikey tries again, and suffers more fail:

I was afraid that while gone for my vacation there wouldn’t be anyone doing dumb ass things when I got back for me to post on here.  Just kidding, that is just about the last thing I was worried about.  Anyway, here is something good; dude strapping a muffler full of gasoline and gunpowder to his back as a ‘rocket booster’ while on his sled.  Can’t see where this would go wrong.

Man hurt using explosives in backyard sledding stunt

Thanks Katie:

Though, frankly, I think you should always eat it. Don’t be a wuss, roll the dice.

I almost never post anything because, frankly, I don’t think I have anything worth saying to the world that often.  I do however use it to read what other people (athletes, teams, ski resorts, etc) have to say, occasionally ask a question or do what most people do with it; post something inane because I feel like it.  That is why my last post was 82 days ago.  Do people really think that others care what you had for breakfast? Unless maybe you are Shaq or something, but even then, really?

Dave asks:

If you don’t already know the video with that name, do yourself a huge favor, and Google that shit.  Anyway, I, like many others, saw it a long time ago and had no idea there were more, until Rob brought it to my attention.  And now I to yours.

Who wouldn’t be upset if a country’s massive economic devastation and enormous loss of life messed up their spring break plans? LOL!

This is going to storm the dance floor at all clubs and bars in the wake of their completely expected playoff failure. Though the original video was taken down, Andy, again, gets credit for this instructional video. I can’t wait to bust out some of these moves and blow the other patron’s minds. “Not a very good call!” Awesome.

Enjoy.

Finally getting around to posting on this borderline defunct website I used (and kind of still do) run.  I couldn’t bear to hear Gina tell me she hated me for around one second every day, that adds up to half a minute each month, so here it is.  Despite it being the sickness filled day following a weekend of late night drinking and early mornings to go ski outside in the cold, I am persevering to get this post up.  This one comes via Andy this morning, it will pretty much blow your mind.  The killer 80’s sound track coupled with the angriest bear I’ve ever seen should be enough to get everyone pumped up for some.. hockey?  Wait what is this video for?  I thought it was to get all of us humans to stand up and fight the rising power of the polar bears.  Anyway, not really sure what polar bears destroying the earth via fighter jets dropping bombs into volcanoes has to do with hockey, but I don’t really follow hockey so what do I know.